OFFICALLY GROSSED OUT

I was totally grossed out today. I had to go to Aubrey's school to sign some papers for him for next year. Anyway his teacher dates the man that my father in law and brother in law work for. So we were talking and she brought up the fact my brother in law has a girlfriend (which Allen and I knew NOTHING about). I told her I didn't know but Allen would probably find out. Which as you know it's the older brothers job to aggravated the younger one, (allen is the oldest), so he calls up his brother to find out who he is dating.

NOW GET THIS--
Allen has a half brother and sister and was adopted by his step dad his senior year in high school. That being said, his mom and her sister married brothers so Allen's brother and sister have DOUBLE first cousins. His brother is NOW dating his double first cousin's ex wife!!!!!! EWW GROSS. Not only that but she had a baby by his cousin and gave him up.

I've only heard of this kind of thing on soap operas!!! This family takes "keeping it in the family" to the extreme!!!